Motorboat

Contains: Well, a husband, a wife, and newly washed pillows
Odd Factor: Uncertain. This isn't a dream so much as a thought.

To start off with, this is definitely NOT a dream. This was, however, inspired an online Bud Light commercial. Why? As usual, I have no frikking clue. This is just how my brain works.



Layout: A husband is pulling out pillows from the dryer. They do, of course, get skanky after a while and need cleaning.

He looks at them, and then at the new bottle of detergent his wife has purchased. Something generic with "Now with fresher, livelier SCENT!!!". Holding a pillow in each hand, he looks to one, then the other, then pulls them to his face and inhales deeply.

He smiles; they obviously smell good.

He pulls them to his face again. This time, he buries his face between them and shakes his head back and forth, making the "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..." sound, over and over again.

His wife walks in....and hesitates.

"What ARE you doing?" she asks, confused.

"MOTORBOAT!!" is his response. He goes back to doing that.

His wife looks down...frowns, then looks at her husband angrily. She backs slowly out of the garage.